Incident Report #74 1998

Fellwalking (sort of!)

Saturday

05/12/98, 16:11

Red Screes, Ambleside

A man heard cries for help on Red Screes for a period of time, so raised the alarm. A search revealed a man and woman "cooing" to each other. They were asked to go and "coo" elsewhere so as not to confuse innocent passers-by and busy Mountain Rescue Teams. Plonkers.

Duration: unknown hours

Team Members: unknown